I actually celebrated when my ex got booted from our trio Discord, but my mom is still acting like we’re soulmates just because our houses share a fence 💀 The kicker? My friend banned them because my ex was literally sneaking onto my PC at my house to spy on our group DMs. I feel so relieved, but my parents keep pushing us together. How do I shut this down?

First things first: that massive wave of relief you're feeling is your gut throwing a victory party, and it’s 100% justified. Sneaking onto someone’s PC to snoop on private chats isn't quirky neighborly romance—it’s unpaid border patrol behavior. Parents often get stuck on the nostalgic fairy tale of next-door sweethearts borrowing cups of sugar. They see a tidy lawn drama; you’re dealing with an actual digital breach of trust. You don’t owe anyone a fake sitcom plot just to keep the property line peaceful. First, change every single password and turn on two-factor authentication today. Then give your parents a clean, boring boundary. Next time they push, tell them calmly: "We aren't close anymore, they crossed major privacy lines with me, and I need you to stop playing matchmaker." You don’t even have to stage a dramatic tribunal; a firm, serious face usually cures parental matchmaking pretty fast. Breathe easy and enjoy your drama-free Discord server—you earned that quiet channel.