I matched with this guy on vacation, hooked up twice, and then he added me to his friends' beach house group chat where everyone is spamming champagne emojis and congratulating him on his wedding next month?! When I confronted him, he casually said his fiancée gave him permission to find a 'vacation wingman' to keep him busy while she plans the ceremony. Am I supposed to be an unpaid babysitter now?

Short answer: You’re not a wingman, you’re an outsourced entertainment package. Whether his fiancée actually signed off on this bizarre hall pass or he just spun a convenient fairytale, the absolute disrespect of letting a group chat break the news to you is unmatched. He didn’t look for an equal fling—he hired a playmate without paying the resort fee. You don’t have to stay curious about how messy this wedding is going to be. Text him: "I came for a holiday fling, not an audition for your bridal party. Have fun getting married without me." Then leave the group chat and treat yourself to a solo cocktail on the beach. Your vacation is yours again.