I secretly downloaded Tinder in incognito mode to see if I actually like girls while dating my boyfriend, and guess whose profile popped up within five minutes? HIS. Set to 'men seeking men'. 💀 We literally ate dinner together tonight pretending everything is normal and my brain is on fire. What do I even do?!

Plot twist of the century: neither of you is a villain here, you’re just accidentally dating the queer mirror image of yourself. Take a huge breath. You both panicked, hid under the digital bedcovers to figure out your bisexuality, and ended up bumping heads in the exact same dark corner. It’s an absolute Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man meme. The silver lining? You already know he won’t judge you for questioning your sexuality, because he is literally sitting across the table having the exact same crisis. Don’t torture yourself with another silent dinner. Pull him somewhere private, smile so he knows nobody is in trouble, and say: "So... turns out we both have slightly broader taste than we admitted. Want to talk about it?" Whether you stay together or become each other’s ultimate queer wingman, you just accidentally found the one person who gets it 100%.