I’ve been happily seeing two guys from our gaming group, but last night in Discord someone claimed having multiple partners permanently stretches your vagina out. Is that actually true, or am I ruining my body?

Deep breath: absolutely not, that’s pure basement-dweller biology. A vagina is an elastic muscular tube, not a pair of worn-out sweatpants or memory foam. It stretches during arousal and sex, and then snaps right back to its baseline. It cannot count partners, it doesn't keep a guest ledger, and it certainly doesn't care whether the penis entering it belongs to Guy A, Guy B, or the same guy twenty times. The whole 'loose from multiple partners' myth is just ancient misogyny wrapped in bad anatomy. Next time someone drops that medieval nonsense in voice chat, just hit them with a dry: 'Tell me you failed ninth-grade biology without telling me.' Enjoy your new place, enjoy your dating life, use protection, and leave the gamer-bro myths on mute.