My boyfriend texted at 11 PM saying he had heatstroke and was passing out in his hotel bed. Meanwhile, his Bitmoji spent the entire night glowing at an open-air beach club until 4:30 AM. Can Snap Map glitch five miles down the coast for five hours straight, or am I being taken for a fool?

Short answer: GPS can drift down the street, but it doesn't order tequila shots at a beach club until dawn while you sleep off a fever. Snap Map only updates when someone actually opens the app. Unless a thief stole his phone, drove five miles, partied all night, and politely put it back on his nightstand, your boyfriend was not dying of heatstroke in bed. The humiliating part isn't even that he wanted to party on vacation—it’s that he thought a cheesy lie would cover it in the age of satellite tracking. Skip the FBI interrogation and just ask calmly: "Look, your Bitmoji had a wild night at the beach club while you were supposedly unconscious. What actually happened?" If he tries to gaslight your phone's accuracy instead of owning up to a stupid lie, you have a much bigger trust problem than a late night out.