My brother brags about every single hookup in our sports club's Discord, and now the whole team treats my virginity like a running gag. I'm furious that my private life is their collective punchline just because I don't sleep around like he does.

First things first: your brother isn't Don Juan, he's just loud, and your sex life isn't a team scrimmage. What’s happening here is classic locker-room theater. Someone loudly builds up their own scoreboard ego, and the group looks for an easy counterweight to roast. That happened to be you. Virginity isn't a handicap or a badge of honor; it's simply a neutral status of where you're at right now. The problem isn't your lack of mileage, it’s that your brother is throwing you under the bus for cheap thumbs-up emojis. The best way to deflate this nonsense is denying them the flustered reaction they’re digging for. Next time the meme hits the server, drop a completely flat: "Fascinating how obsessed you all are with my bed, but let's stick to the match schedule." And in private, tell your brother straight up: "Back off my sex life in front of the club, you're embarrassing yourself." Sex isn't a team sport—and whoever feels the need to broadcast every score usually has the most to prove.