So, good news: his STI test came back totally clear. Bad news: why does the top of his screenshot say 'Shared with Sarah (Fiancée)'?! We're doing our apprenticeship together, falling hard, and I texted asking to get tested before ditching condoms. He replied instantly, super proud of his clean bill of health... did he seriously just accidentally out his whole double life?

Congratulations on the clean lab results, and condolences on accidentally uncovering an entire secret engagement via JPEG. Let’s give him credit for sexual health responsibility, but zero points for operational security. He was so eager to show off his spotless panel that his brain completely ignored the glaring banner at the top of his screen. And no, 'Fiancée' isn't a funny family nickname or a quirky cloud glitch. That’s a live-in partner who thinks she's building a future while he's making heart-eyes at you by the breakroom kettle. Do not gaslight yourself into pretending you didn't read that header. Keep that screenshot, skip the frantic overthinking, and send a bone-dry reply: 'Thrilled about the clean test! Quick question though: who is Sarah, and does she know you’re planning on ditching condoms with me?' Keep the barrier methods firmly in place—not for the bacteria, but for your sanity.